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Post by TheCoronaManCometh on Mar 8, 2019 23:04:03 GMT -5
See, I'd call this tread '23 Million Knee Jerk Reactions' I would suggest that if paid 23 million dollars, even you could come to spring training in shape and ready to play baseball. Who said he didn’t? Last I heard, the Braves were working on his foot work to help him prevent possible reinjury in the future. There’s been nothing about him coming into camp hurt.
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Post by keystone61 on Mar 8, 2019 23:04:06 GMT -5
His haircut sucks. I'm sure Dansby is willing to help if he's open to it.
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Post by TheCoronaManCometh on Mar 8, 2019 23:05:04 GMT -5
His haircut sucks. I'm sure Dansby is willing to help if he's open to it. He officially has the 2nd worst haircut, behind Albies.
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Post by keystone61 on Mar 8, 2019 23:10:23 GMT -5
His haircut sucks. I'm sure Dansby is willing to help if he's open to it. He officially has the 2nd worst haircut, behind Albies. I don't know. GAPOZ looks pretty cool flying around the bases. He might have the edge.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Mar 8, 2019 23:15:45 GMT -5
He officially has the 2nd worst haircut, behind Albies. I don't know. GAPOZ looks pretty cool flying around the bases. He might have the edge. Oz has the coolest hair in baseball. Nightman doesn't like it because he's into the pretty boys.
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Post by camarFANgo on Mar 9, 2019 10:18:42 GMT -5
I would suggest that if paid 23 million dollars, even you could come to spring training in shape and ready to play baseball. Who said he didn’t? Last I heard, the Braves were working on his foot work to help him prevent possible reinjury in the future. There’s been nothing about him coming into camp hurt. Okay. So there we have it.... let's sum it up. AA signed him for 23 mil. The Braves have had to keep the 32 year-old, otherwise professional D-son off the field for three weeks because he might hurt himself playing baseball. Presumably all this because he didn't/doesn't understand how to properly use his feet.
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Post by TheCoronaManCometh on Mar 9, 2019 10:46:28 GMT -5
Who said he didn’t? Last I heard, the Braves were working on his foot work to help him prevent possible reinjury in the future. There’s been nothing about him coming into camp hurt. Okay. So there we have it.... let's sum it up. AA signed him for 23 mil. The Braves have had to keep the 32 year-old, otherwise professional D-son off the field for three weeks because he might hurt himself playing baseball. Presumably all this because he didn't/doesn't understand how to properly use his feet. Okay. So there we have it... let's sum it up. Fan of team isn't happy about a signing. Will automatically assume that all news is bad news.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Mar 9, 2019 10:54:27 GMT -5
I heard a rumor that one of JDs testicles was heavier than the other one and that was causing him to run wrong and hurt his legs. The Braves have added a weight to the lighter testicle and he’s been learning to walk and run all over again.
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Post by TheCoronaManCometh on Mar 9, 2019 11:17:03 GMT -5
I heard a rumor that one of JDs testicles was heavier than the other one and that was causing him to run wrong and hurt his legs. The Braves have added a weight to the lighter testicle and he’s been learning to walk and run all over again. Makes sense.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Mar 9, 2019 12:01:54 GMT -5
I heard a rumor that one of JDs testicles was heavier than the other one and that was causing him to run wrong and hurt his legs. The Braves have added a weight to the lighter testicle and he’s been learning to walk and run all over again. Makes sense. It was on a podcast.
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Post by camarFANgo on Mar 11, 2019 19:41:51 GMT -5
Good news today. Donaldson was able to run the bases for himself.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Mar 11, 2019 20:41:10 GMT -5
Good news today. Donaldson was able to run the bases for himself. But it was simulated running.
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Post by camarFANgo on Mar 11, 2019 20:51:58 GMT -5
Good news today. Donaldson was able to run the bases for himself. But it was simulated running. I regard that as a step forward from his formerly required surrogate runner thereby allowing him to touch all four bases and stay in the game.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Mar 11, 2019 21:21:12 GMT -5
But it was simulated running. I regard that as a step forward from his formerly required surrogate runner thereby allowing him to touch all four bases and stay in the game. I wonder if the league would allow a masseuse to stand with him at each base and massage his calf muscles between each pitch. I'm guessing not. But with all that money he could at least offer to pay somebody off to allow it.
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Post by Drkirby on Mar 12, 2019 4:46:40 GMT -5
I regard that as a step forward from his formerly required surrogate runner thereby allowing him to touch all four bases and stay in the game. I wonder if the league would allow a masseuse to stand with him at each base and massage his calf muscles between each pitch. I'm guessing not. But with all that money he could at least offer to pay somebody off to allow it. Maybe he’ll just hit bombs so he doesn’t have to actually run
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