|
Post by keystone61 on Oct 7, 2019 4:29:44 GMT -5
LET’S fracking GOOOOOO!!! He mentions Martinez blowing a kiss to Hamilton. I saw that when he he did it.....what the hell? There's mental issues, and then there's Carlos Martinez level mental issues.... That couldn't possibly be the same Carlos Martinez who was bitching about Acuña's home run trot, because that Carlos Martinez would never do something like that
|
|
|
Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Oct 7, 2019 7:01:02 GMT -5
Screw Molina
|
|
|
Post by Fumbduckery on Oct 7, 2019 7:32:26 GMT -5
If we had a brawl, who on our team would be the ones throwing punches? My first guess would be Fried, he’s got a warrior mentality. I could see Folty losing it and snapping. Possibly Flowers?
Least likely? Freddie? Nick? Ozzie? Dansby? Soroka?
I’m picturing Snitker putting Carlos Martinez in a headlock and machine gun pinching him like Nolan Ryan did to Robin Ventura, and that’s a pretty damned funny thing to picture. Then afterwards I see Snit continually pulling his britches up over his gut time after time and very emotionally saying “it just ain’t bein’ a stand up baseball player guy to act the way that punk Martinez does.”
|
|
|
Post by keystone61 on Oct 7, 2019 8:44:06 GMT -5
If we had a brawl, who on our team would be the ones throwing punches? My first guess would be Fried, he’s got a warrior mentality. I could see Folty losing it and snapping. Possibly Flowers? Least likely? Freddie? Nick? Ozzie? Dansby? Soroka? I’m picturing Snitker putting Carlos Martinez in a headlock and machine gun pinching him like Nolan Ryan did to Robin Ventura, and that’s a pretty damned funny thing to picture. Then afterwards I see Snit continually pulling his britches up over his gut time after time and very emotionally saying “it just ain’t bein’ a stand up baseball player guy to act the way that punk Martinez does.” I have a feeling Flowers would kick some ass.
|
|
|
Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Oct 7, 2019 9:30:29 GMT -5
Nick is definitely not fighting. Ozzie neither. Folty on the other hand would go crazy eyes on someone. I don't think McCann would back down either. Duvall also comes across as some big ole country boy as well that probably fought for fun a few times. Billy Hamilton gets my vote as most likely to run into the pile and sucker punch someone in the back of the head before running away. Snit's going to be the guy to throw dirt is someones face before hitting them. JD would get in there but he would be more likely to just want to hold someone. A real danger though would come from Braves catcher coach Sal Fasano... This guy looks like he just got out of Rikers where he was known around cell block D as the guy to force other inmates to get his name tattooed on their butt.
|
|
|
Post by Fumbduckery on Oct 7, 2019 9:53:42 GMT -5
Good answer. I thought of Fasano too. He could probably scare the other team into backing down just by staring at them like he’s going to dismember each one of them and their families.
I thought of McCann but he’d only be able to go for about ten seconds and he’d need to sit down in front of a fan in the air conditioning.
I get the idea Ozzie’s idea of solving bad feelings would be to say why don’t we all just go smoke a joint together and chillax.
JD is just a yapper, he’d be the one hiding behind teammates and yelling “somebody hold me back or I’ma kill some MFer!”
I see Duvall as the most likely to scissor kick somebody in the head.
|
|
|
Post by littlebeast1 on Oct 7, 2019 10:01:38 GMT -5
In all seriousness, I hope we don't do something stupid today - especially Acuna. He looked like he was ready to go yesterday, but the last thing we need is to lose someone to a silly injury or a suspension. Not now. Take care of it in 2020 if you must.
|
|
|
Post by bourjosgeorge on Oct 7, 2019 10:18:44 GMT -5
If we had a brawl, who on our team would be the ones throwing punches? I hope no one,,,,. They would get ejected and probably suspended. The St. Louis Urinals may try to trick them into a brawl to get them ejected. Just wait until the tournament is over and then in spring training or early season,,,,, just, uh, hmmmm maybe let one of them be a wild pitch recipient. I guess the grounds crew could vacuum up the red feathers.
|
|
|
Post by keystone61 on Oct 7, 2019 10:34:24 GMT -5
I bet Hech or Melancon wouldn't back down, either. Hech especially. He's pretty damn solid, and he's from Cuba. The Cubans love their boxing.
|
|
|
Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Oct 7, 2019 11:35:59 GMT -5
Yeah Melancon is another one who just looks a bit unstable. He totally gives me the "something is a little off here" vibe. No one probably wants to mess with him.
My fear is that we play Mr. Nice Guy and St. Louis hits Acuña with a pitch first, knowing that locks us out of being able to do anything in retaliation. It would not surprise me at all to see Acuña hit.
|
|
|
Post by Fumbduckery on Oct 7, 2019 11:58:12 GMT -5
I could see them hitting him if we get a big lead.
I don’t want any action today either. If things escalate I hope we wait until next year.
And I’d bring back Kyle Farnsworth and cut Luke in preparation.
|
|