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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Aug 19, 2021 14:22:36 GMT -5
I am "I remember when Saturday Night Live Was Funny" years old. It's better than "they sent out my 1st birthday party invitations on stone tablets" old!
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 20, 2021 9:26:45 GMT -5
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 22, 2021 11:19:31 GMT -5
I hope my dog never finds out I am made of bones.
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Post by PABraveFan on Aug 24, 2021 13:41:32 GMT -5
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Post by PABraveFan on Aug 24, 2021 14:03:14 GMT -5
Due to the pandemic, wings and burgers are now being listed on the menu as 'market price'.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 25, 2021 20:14:49 GMT -5
I`m surprised kids haven`t found a way to trick or treat online yet
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 27, 2021 9:26:20 GMT -5
"Any way you can speed this up, officer? I'm obviously in a hurry."
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 29, 2021 9:33:15 GMT -5
My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding…. She got mad and said she’s never playing Scrabble with me again.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 30, 2021 18:41:51 GMT -5
Jury Duty is where the government calls you when they want and says, "Hey Bro, we need you to solve a murder, here's $15.00."
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 1, 2021 10:08:45 GMT -5
We all have that one friend that needs to learn how to whisper.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 1, 2021 19:54:56 GMT -5
Bathtub spelled backwards is still "bathtub". It’s not, but for a second there, you believed me.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 3, 2021 14:31:06 GMT -5
Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 6, 2021 7:36:18 GMT -5
Just found a $20 bill in the dryer that must have fallen out of my pants pocket. Looks like I'm guilty of money laundering.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 7, 2021 18:24:45 GMT -5
Hey Samsung and Apple, no need for commercials. We’ve all chosen sides.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 9, 2021 13:15:26 GMT -5
Bruce Lee on a rollercoaster: Bruce Weeeeee.
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