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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 29, 2021 11:30:58 GMT -5
This can't be the same 92° I used to run around outside in as a kid.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 30, 2021 9:07:41 GMT -5
Dr. Fauci has disagreed with every single thing that Dr. Fauci has said the past 18 months.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 2, 2021 9:15:04 GMT -5
If someone tells you pick a card, any card, take their Visa.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 3, 2021 16:23:03 GMT -5
I tried a dry deodorant today and my arm pits already look like they were trying to make biscuits.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 4, 2021 10:43:26 GMT -5
That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 4, 2021 21:29:21 GMT -5
My ability to remember song lyrics from the 60’s & 70’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 5, 2021 10:07:39 GMT -5
Just been to the gym and there’s a new machine. Only used it for an hour, as I started to feel sick. It’s good though. It does everything: Kit-Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, etc.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 7, 2021 18:19:03 GMT -5
The easiest way to double your money is to fold it.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 9, 2021 10:00:52 GMT -5
WalMart is giving away free school clothes to anyone who can outrun security.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 12, 2021 17:37:51 GMT -5
A big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask. I still wear pants.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 13, 2021 14:12:04 GMT -5
Our neighbor is an anti-vaxxer. They call her Mrs. Doubtpfizer.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 17, 2021 11:11:25 GMT -5
What they need in Afghanistan is Larry the Kabul Guy. He'd git 'er done.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 18, 2021 10:33:58 GMT -5
Next time you're in a hospital elevator, try calmly asking a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for very infectious diseases.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Aug 18, 2021 10:35:10 GMT -5
What they need in Afghanistan is Larry the Kabul Guy. He'd git 'er done. Lemme' tell you about my sister.. she's so hairy that IslamaBob mistook her for his camel.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 19, 2021 12:51:28 GMT -5
I am "I remember when Saturday Night Live Was Funny" years old.
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