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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 13, 2021 14:52:57 GMT -5
That Awkward Moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 16, 2021 8:36:09 GMT -5
I was going to tell a railroad joke, but I lost my train of thought.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 17, 2021 11:11:57 GMT -5
Neil Diamond's real name is... Neil Diamond. Grace Slick's real name is... Grace Slick. Engelbert Humperdinck's real name is... Arnold Dorsey. Go figure !!!
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 20, 2021 11:25:44 GMT -5
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 22, 2021 15:41:58 GMT -5
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 23, 2021 12:27:12 GMT -5
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 25, 2021 9:49:40 GMT -5
Her: Do I look fat? Him: Do I look stupid?
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 27, 2021 18:19:43 GMT -5
“The two most important days of your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.” ~ Mark Twain
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 28, 2021 13:33:31 GMT -5
I’m tired of people complaining about $7.00 dollars beers, $10.00 dollars parking, and $20.00 dollars cover charge. Don’t like the prices? Stop coming to my house.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Sept 29, 2021 18:31:00 GMT -5
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if they had built their towns big enough for another person
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Post by wncbravesfan on Oct 2, 2021 16:05:03 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you think someone is talking to you, but they are actually talking on the phone.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Oct 4, 2021 9:59:24 GMT -5
If "octo" means 8, why is October the 10th month?
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Post by wncbravesfan on Oct 4, 2021 19:52:36 GMT -5
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Oct 7, 2021 11:39:08 GMT -5
You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Oct 7, 2021 14:38:32 GMT -5
I had my annual "boy howdy" checkup yesterday with my urologist. I don't mean to seem homophobic, but I can't think of a worse job than checking men's prostates.
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