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Post by Fumbduckery on May 19, 2018 12:48:13 GMT -5
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Post by Fumbduckery on May 19, 2018 12:51:51 GMT -5
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 19, 2018 14:32:28 GMT -5
Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 20, 2018 12:50:20 GMT -5
It took us 242 years, but America has finally infiltrated the British monarchy and phase 2 of the revolutionary war can begin.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 21, 2018 14:07:27 GMT -5
I hate it when I see some old person and then realize that we went to school together.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 21, 2018 20:42:11 GMT -5
Million dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 22, 2018 11:06:29 GMT -5
My doctor thinks I'm paranoid. He didn't say it, but I knew that's what he was thinking.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 26, 2018 6:58:03 GMT -5
When someone says, "I love you" and you dont feel the same way.. just say, "I love YOUTUBE" really fast.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 28, 2018 7:32:43 GMT -5
My dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby, he said, 'Is this a joke?
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 29, 2018 19:12:52 GMT -5
Honestly, it's not the way I look that reveals my age. It's my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 30, 2018 18:46:05 GMT -5
My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 30, 2018 18:48:33 GMT -5
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 30, 2018 18:59:53 GMT -5
When I text I use the word duck a lot. Mainly because auto-correct is a ditch.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 31, 2018 10:43:26 GMT -5
Gaining weight while you owe me money is a sign of disrespect.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 2, 2018 13:05:55 GMT -5
It was so hot today I saw a robin picking up a worm with a pot holder.
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