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Post by wncbravesfan on May 8, 2018 17:35:21 GMT -5
If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat right next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money"
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 10, 2018 15:12:13 GMT -5
Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't quite finished...
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 11, 2018 13:15:24 GMT -5
The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 11, 2018 13:23:01 GMT -5
My wife told me: "Sex is better on vacation." That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 11, 2018 18:24:54 GMT -5
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 12, 2018 14:24:17 GMT -5
"We are not even close." Romans building Rome, end of first day.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 12, 2018 15:55:17 GMT -5
Yesterday I worked six hours straight. I then worked four hours gay. And two hours bisexual. I only worked 30 - 40 minutes transgender.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 14, 2018 21:56:19 GMT -5
Apparently the person in the next stall doesn't want their feet tickled.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 14, 2018 21:56:37 GMT -5
I've been avoiding exercise for a long time now. You might say I'm in the Fitness Protection Program.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 14, 2018 21:57:05 GMT -5
The United States is where Moms get a day and sharks get a whole week.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 14, 2018 21:58:30 GMT -5
Boy goes to a strip club; His mom gets angry and asks him: "did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?"; Boy: ''yes I saw Dad
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 15, 2018 13:05:04 GMT -5
Why don't they make Neapolitan ice cream, but with 3 better flavors?
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 17, 2018 19:52:24 GMT -5
You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 18, 2018 10:15:55 GMT -5
Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 18, 2018 22:17:48 GMT -5
Due to the Economy, All dollar stores will be accepting 4 easy payments of 25 cents each.
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