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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Jul 29, 2024 19:14:26 GMT -5
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon. This is why I keep telling my wife I haven't made out my will. |
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Jul 29, 2024 19:15:20 GMT -5
My feelings can not be hurt: I used to hold the flashlight for my dad.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 30, 2024 8:54:03 GMT -5
It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Jul 31, 2024 10:20:00 GMT -5
It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen. Sounds like NASA needs to start working on out wifi |
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 31, 2024 13:18:18 GMT -5
I took my suit to the cleaners, who wanted to charge me $40, so I gave it to the charity shop next door. They cleaned and pressed it and put it in the window. I bought it back for $15.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 6, 2024 12:20:54 GMT -5
I like the Old Normal better than the New Normal.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 8, 2024 19:46:23 GMT -5
The reason why hurricanes are normally named after women is because when they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 9, 2024 15:06:00 GMT -5
When you have more years behind you than ahead of you...You think about things differently.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 11, 2024 19:19:53 GMT -5
It's kinda weird realizing that we are the last generation on this earth to know what life was like before social media.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 16, 2024 19:23:47 GMT -5
McDonald's is the only restaurant I know that repeats everything you said and still gives you the wrong order.
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Post by PABraveFan on Aug 19, 2024 18:18:52 GMT -5
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 22, 2024 13:01:25 GMT -5
Nothing brings neighbors together quite like cop cars in front of another neighbor's house.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 25, 2024 8:43:56 GMT -5
It's a good thing farting isn't contagious like yawning is.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 26, 2024 7:27:32 GMT -5
My new home security system is a series of paintings on the wall with the eyes cut out.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Aug 29, 2024 12:54:13 GMT -5
Bono and Edge walk into a bar and the Bartender says " Oh No Not U2 Again ! "
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