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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 5, 2024 19:23:25 GMT -5
I really wonder about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 5, 2024 19:27:37 GMT -5
Cats have tails so you can swing them around. Duh.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 5, 2024 19:32:43 GMT -5
I bet strippers look forward to that feeling of getting home and wearing a bra after a long day at work.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 10, 2024 18:47:12 GMT -5
I like to make lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and then guess what's on the list while I'm in the store.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 14, 2024 7:40:15 GMT -5
Well, it's July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting the Christmas stuff out any day now!
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 16, 2024 8:19:52 GMT -5
All shoes are technically buy one get one free...
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 18, 2024 21:03:20 GMT -5
The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 22, 2024 14:34:19 GMT -5
It's ironic that the two O's in 'cooperate' insisted on having their own separate sounds.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 22, 2024 14:40:07 GMT -5
Apparently, "I Know" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 22, 2024 14:53:37 GMT -5
Imagine how fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 23, 2024 12:27:54 GMT -5
Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm.... But I wasn't finished.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 24, 2024 9:35:10 GMT -5
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye I’m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild..
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 24, 2024 15:36:34 GMT -5
“Wow! My political opinion just changed because of what you posted on Facebook” – said no one ever.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 25, 2024 18:05:30 GMT -5
So you unfollowed me on Facebook. You sure showed me.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 26, 2024 11:44:39 GMT -5
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon.
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