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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 11, 2024 12:04:34 GMT -5
Don't block all of your haters. Leave one or two so they can report back to headquarters.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 13, 2024 12:22:13 GMT -5
My Guardian Angel gets Hazardous Duty Pay.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 15, 2024 8:38:22 GMT -5
I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog crap, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 17, 2024 7:41:18 GMT -5
I was listening to Sirius XM radio yesterday, and "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is" by Chicago came on. I said, "It's 3:19." No response. No "thank you" or "I appreciate it." Nothing.
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Post by PABraveFan on Jun 17, 2024 15:17:29 GMT -5
If a package of bacon isn't resealable, it contains one serving. That's just science, I didn't make the rules. |
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 17, 2024 19:33:25 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you’re innocent".
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 19, 2024 11:56:04 GMT -5
Around this time in 2020 we couldn't find toilet paper. Now we can't afford it.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 21, 2024 18:17:34 GMT -5
In France you don’t say “I miss you.” You say, “Tu me manques,” which means “you are missing from me.” I love that.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 25, 2024 8:38:27 GMT -5
War doesn’t determine who’s right. It determines who’s left.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 26, 2024 13:52:26 GMT -5
After opening this month`s electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 28, 2024 16:03:42 GMT -5
People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer per day.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 30, 2024 19:22:20 GMT -5
Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only accept a WhatsApp doc.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 1, 2024 12:53:55 GMT -5
I burned 1000 calories avoiding someone I know at Walmart.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 3, 2024 8:15:13 GMT -5
Quitting Facebook is the new adult version of running away from home. We all know you’re doing it for attention and we all know that you’ll be back!
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jul 5, 2024 7:18:39 GMT -5
Dear Black Friday: We all have big screen tvs. Put those groceries on sale.
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