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Post by PABraveFan on Apr 27, 2018 12:51:14 GMT -5
Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
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Post by south6987 on Apr 27, 2018 18:06:11 GMT -5
ššš when I first read it I thought of Pelosi, but I thought this was serious. Then I saw moron. And thought this too much of a coincidence. And then when I saw CNN I put it together....yeah Iām slow.
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Post by bravepap on Apr 28, 2018 7:44:53 GMT -5
Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium. LOL....I don't know if you actually wrote this PA, but even if you didn't, take a bow!!!!
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Post by PABraveFan on Apr 28, 2018 8:13:04 GMT -5
Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium. LOL....I don't know if you actually wrote this PA, but even if you didn't, take a bow!!!! NO...I didn't write this but I thought it was clever.
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Post by jahgentle on May 2, 2018 5:18:27 GMT -5
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Post by PABraveFan on May 9, 2018 13:38:50 GMT -5
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Post by jahgentle on May 20, 2018 18:59:57 GMT -5
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Post by PABraveFan on Jun 11, 2018 8:25:32 GMT -5
Multi-talented reporter delivers weather forecast while solving a Rubik's Cube
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Post by Fumbduckery on Jun 18, 2018 13:45:26 GMT -5
I never cared for their music why would I care about their views on weather?
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Post by Fumbduckery on Jun 18, 2018 15:15:27 GMT -5
Multi-talented reporter delivers weather forecast while solving a Rubik's Cube I'd be a lot more impressed if she could solve that cube while blowing me at the same time.
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Post by jahgentle on Jun 18, 2018 15:18:09 GMT -5
Multi-talented reporter delivers weather forecast while solving a Rubik's Cube I'd be a lot more impressed if she could solve that cube while blowing me at the same time. he's trying to run a FAMILY website here!!
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Post by jahgentle on Jun 18, 2018 15:18:57 GMT -5
which isn't true or why would he have invited us in the first place...so carry on
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Post by Fumbduckery on Jun 18, 2018 15:19:12 GMT -5
I'd be a lot more impressed if she could solve that cube while blowing me at the same time. he's trying to run a FAMILY website here!! Excuse me, is this not a weather tread? Is "blow" not a weather term?
That's what I thought.
Thank you.
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Post by jahgentle on Jun 18, 2018 15:24:27 GMT -5
PA is going to be livid man, you know how seriously he takes this stuff. Guy worked for Admiral Byrd or he was in the band The Byrds...either way he ain't gonna like it.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Jun 18, 2018 15:31:59 GMT -5
PA is going to be livid man, you know how seriously he takes this stuff. Guy worked for Admiral Byrd or he was in the band The Byrds...either way he ain't gonna like it. I heard that he once scissor kicked Joe Bastardi in his ugly face. I would like PA even more if that is true.
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