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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Apr 20, 2024 11:09:20 GMT -5
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Apr 20, 2024 11:11:58 GMT -5
You are in a line at the grocery store with a full buggy, and someone behind you has 2 items, do you let them go AHEAD OF YOU? No... and I stare at them as I methodically place each item from my cart onto the belt. Nah... Actually I point them towards the 10 items or less checkout, because I care. |
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 21, 2024 8:27:21 GMT -5
God created the world in 7 days but took 9 months to create me. So clearly I’m a big deal...
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 22, 2024 17:27:28 GMT -5
20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 25, 2024 12:21:36 GMT -5
Next time I`m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I`m going to turn around and say, "I`m sure you`re wondering why I`ve gathered you all here."
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 26, 2024 9:51:34 GMT -5
Have you ever noticed that all the instruments searching for intelligent life are pointing away from earth?
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Post by PABraveFan on Apr 27, 2024 7:28:07 GMT -5
20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Jonny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. Lord, please don't let anything happen to Kevin Bacon. |
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 27, 2024 8:54:48 GMT -5
Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only accept a WhatsApp doc.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 29, 2024 8:42:53 GMT -5
Customer service in 2024: "I don't know the answer and neither does anybody else. I suggest that you call back another time. Now before I let you go, is there anything else I can help you with?"
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 30, 2024 9:45:53 GMT -5
I’m always telling people I’m down for anything when in fact I mean, not after 8 PM, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation and how tired I am.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 1, 2024 8:34:53 GMT -5
Did our government only admit to UFO's because we're going to start sending their planets money for aid?
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 5, 2024 9:59:52 GMT -5
I hate when I eat my last bite of food, not realizing it was the last bite,then immediately get sad because I wasn't able to mentally prepare myself. 🥓🍕🍔🍲😥
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 7, 2024 20:19:06 GMT -5
Hey. If owls are so smart, how come they don't say, 'whom'?
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 9, 2024 11:53:02 GMT -5
I think it's only a matter of time until "Security Cameras of Walmart" is a hit reality show.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on May 10, 2024 16:41:15 GMT -5
Did our government only admit to UFO's because we're going to start sending their planets money for aid? They are preparing a back story to explain the pending rapture! |
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