Comedy

Hey who am I to judge what you do with immediate relatives behind closed doors?

I hope your mother enjoyed the midget.

It’s funny, lol, that for me being someone who is joking around about 95% of the time, my mother has zero sense of humor. Coldest person on the planet. My sense of humor came from my dad’s side. I feel for the poor chap, being married to her zapped every ounce of ability to laugh, nay, every bit of reason to want to even be alive. Many many years ago.

I have actually been laughing for the last 15 minutes and I can’t stop. I stopped in a convenient store to get something to drink, and when I went to the cooler someone was pushing plastic bottles of water to the front. So I stood there and pushed about 8 in a row right back to where they were. The bottles stopped coming forward, so I leaned down and looked between the rows, and an elderly woman was staring at me with the most puzzled look on her face. She had no idea wtf I was doing. It was pretty epic, one of the funniest looks I’ve ever seen on someone’s face. It’s so much fun to walk around enjoying life instead of being bitter and hateful. Good times, good times!

That’s part of the beauty of it, knowing she’s going to be describing it to people.

I’ve always messed with people, usually in a joking way and I’ve had some great reactions. My wife is constantly saying things like “oh god no, don’t” or “don't you even” when she can tell I’m about to mess with somebody, but she always ends up laughing.

We’re up in the mountains for some rest, we went and looked at a field of elk tonight, you can get within about thirty feet of them, and some jerkoff was wearing a big goofy hat made out of a skunk. I walked up within two feet of him and took a video with my phone, with my wife trying to whisper “don’t” and laughing......the guy’s wife finally saw me and say “oh look they like your hat!”

I said yeah cool hat bro, and he said thanks and told me where he got it and he was getting another one next week. I said I was sure jealous and he was really proud. Really goofy hat with a long tail. A regular Daniel Boob, but with a skunk hat. Good times.

Exactly. How could I pass up the chance to take a video from two feet away? I couldn’t!

Never forget Donnie Baker!