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Comedy
Aug 28, 2018 9:30:43 GMT -5
Post by Fumbduckery on Aug 28, 2018 9:30:43 GMT -5
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Comedy
Sept 13, 2018 0:09:42 GMT -5
Post by bravter on Sept 13, 2018 0:09:42 GMT -5
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Comedy
Oct 14, 2018 2:21:42 GMT -5
Post by jahgentle on Oct 14, 2018 2:21:42 GMT -5
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Comedy
Oct 14, 2018 2:24:07 GMT -5
Post by jahgentle on Oct 14, 2018 2:24:07 GMT -5
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Post by Fumbduckery on Oct 22, 2018 18:38:31 GMT -5
I could only think of putting this in the comedy tread, because it's so freaking hilarious. Anthony Kiedis taking being a loser to a new level, lol.....
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Post by PABraveFan on Nov 1, 2018 9:53:40 GMT -5
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Post by Fumbduckery on Nov 3, 2018 16:58:51 GMT -5
A husband walks into his house carrying a duck under his arm. He says “this is the pig i’ve been screwing.”
His wife says “that’s not a pig, it’s a duck.”
He says “I wasn’t talking to you.”
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Comedy
Nov 8, 2018 0:01:25 GMT -5
Post by Fumbduckery on Nov 8, 2018 0:01:25 GMT -5
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Comedy
Nov 11, 2018 2:57:17 GMT -5
Post by Fumbduckery on Nov 11, 2018 2:57:17 GMT -5
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Post by PABraveFan on Nov 11, 2018 10:15:41 GMT -5
An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by Staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out next Morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. “It’s a Nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $250.00 for just an overnight Stay! I didn’t even have breakfast.” The clerk told her that $250.00 is The ‘standard rate’, so she insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: “This Hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are Available for use.” “But I didn’t use them,” she said. ”Well, they are Here, and you could have,” explained the manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel Shows for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from the World over performing here,” the Manager said. “But I didn’t go to any of Those shows,” she said. “Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied. No matter What amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, “But I didn’t use it!” and The Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes Discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and Gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. “But madam, this check is for only $50.00.” “That’s correct. I charged You $200.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied. “But I didn’t!” exclaims the very surprised Manager. “Well, too bad, I Was here, and you could have.” Don’t mess with Senior Citizens !!! boreddaddy.com/the-hotel-manager-was-not-accepting-her-excuses-but-after-she-paid-oh-boy/?fbclid=IwAR20nqrcvlARH1FtzAYBQ4c4H2Ji6LUV6GAPhl5dg98sbCxSnfF_jHu_IFM |
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Comedy
Nov 13, 2018 15:43:46 GMT -5
Post by Fumbduckery on Nov 13, 2018 15:43:46 GMT -5
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Post by Fumbduckery on Nov 17, 2018 20:15:15 GMT -5
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Comedy
Nov 18, 2018 21:59:32 GMT -5
Post by jahgentle on Nov 18, 2018 21:59:32 GMT -5
classic hahaha that brought back memories |
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Post by Fumbduckery on Nov 18, 2018 22:05:08 GMT -5
classic hahaha that brought back memories lol, I'll bet!
That's one of my favorite movie scenes evar. I was really good friends with my brother-in-law (my first wife), we hung around together and went out and got wasted all the time. We used to do things to mess with each other and follow it up with "oh I am so very sorry," the quote from this scene. Dude died about 5 years ago, a lifetime of drug and alcohol abuse. Which was a shame, he was a really cool guy. We always had a blast every time we went somewhere together.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Nov 18, 2018 22:38:29 GMT -5
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