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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Apr 1, 2018 16:26:10 GMT -5
ba dum, hss
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 2, 2018 13:11:17 GMT -5
Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 2, 2018 18:26:55 GMT -5
Every time I use a plunger, it feels like I am giving my toilet CPR.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Apr 2, 2018 18:38:10 GMT -5
Every time I use a plunger, it feels like I am giving my toilet CPR. Just don’t give it mouth to mouth.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 4, 2018 11:26:39 GMT -5
When a movie says "Based on a true story." it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 5, 2018 14:58:50 GMT -5
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 5, 2018 19:20:41 GMT -5
That time you used the flashlight on your phone to help look for your phone.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 6, 2018 11:28:34 GMT -5
Did you know you can go to any gym without having to announce it on Facebook?
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 7, 2018 10:18:06 GMT -5
People who get offended on Facebook are the same people that take mini golf seriously
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 7, 2018 16:05:19 GMT -5
I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, "My money's on the one with the knife." You should have seen how fast they both ran off.
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Post by jahgentle on Apr 7, 2018 16:41:41 GMT -5
I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, "My money's on the one with the knife." You should have seen how fast they both ran off.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 9, 2018 17:36:07 GMT -5
If you think Alexa spying on you is bad… Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 10, 2018 8:04:26 GMT -5
It could be worse. Spiders could have wings.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 10, 2018 8:39:06 GMT -5
Maybe the mattress stores could tell us when they are NOT having a sale
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 10, 2018 19:11:05 GMT -5
How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner?
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