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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 16, 2024 12:10:48 GMT -5
What rock group has four guys who don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
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Post by PABraveFan on Feb 17, 2024 16:20:06 GMT -5
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Post by PABraveFan on Feb 17, 2024 16:23:27 GMT -5
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 17, 2024 19:52:26 GMT -5
My new year's resolution was to learn Spanish but that only lasted about dos weekos.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 19, 2024 9:03:58 GMT -5
Congress is so strange. Someone gets up to speak, says nothing, nobody listens, then everyone disagrees.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Feb 20, 2024 8:26:07 GMT -5
Congress is so strange. Someone gets up to speak, says nothing, nobody listens, then everyone disagrees. Sounds like me with my family.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Feb 20, 2024 16:05:00 GMT -5
Congress is so strange. Someone gets up to speak, says nothing, nobody listens, then everyone disagrees. Sounds like me with my family. The big difference is they make about $50M from their corruption while doing nothing to help, I’m guessing the same isn’t true for you!
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 21, 2024 10:30:21 GMT -5
Walmart is opening dental offices in some of its stores. I'm sure they will have an express lane for people with 10 teeth or less.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Feb 21, 2024 15:37:16 GMT -5
Walmart is opening dental offices in some of its stores. I'm sure they will have an express lane for people with 10 teeth or less. They also eliminated the doctor check after your hygiene appointment. You check yourself out.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 22, 2024 13:54:32 GMT -5
To understand paranoid people better, follow them around
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 23, 2024 10:42:45 GMT -5
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 1, 2024 12:12:41 GMT -5
I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's called an oughtobiography.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 3, 2024 11:03:52 GMT -5
I arrived early to the restaurant.
The manager said do you mind waiting a bit?
I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table 9.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 3, 2024 11:20:34 GMT -5
My level of sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don't know if I'm kidding or not.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 4, 2024 13:53:37 GMT -5
The guy who named the "chimichanga" should be given more authority to name things.
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