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Post by wncbravesfan on Jan 26, 2024 22:13:20 GMT -5
Big shoutout to whoever decided the ? and ! should be next to each other on an iPhone. That typo hasn’t made me look insane 10,000 times.
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Post by PABraveFan on Jan 28, 2024 17:09:17 GMT -5
What did coffee tell the police? I've been mugged!
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jan 28, 2024 17:17:58 GMT -5
What did coffee tell the police? I've been mugged! On what grounds?
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jan 29, 2024 11:21:22 GMT -5
"When one door closes, another one opens"! -Boeing
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jan 31, 2024 14:50:31 GMT -5
I've now realized that I have one of those amazing body types where I can eat whatever I want and get fat.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 2, 2024 8:25:12 GMT -5
I wouldn`t mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren`t coming from my wife.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 2, 2024 8:26:16 GMT -5
I’m not positive that having the TV volume on an odd number will destroy the world, but lets not risk it.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 3, 2024 19:36:34 GMT -5
Glad McDonald’s doesn’t serve hotdogs, I don’t think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 5, 2024 19:58:29 GMT -5
My wife got angry at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator...
But now it’s all just water under the fridge.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 7, 2024 20:03:32 GMT -5
I spent $80 on a belt that didn't fit.
My wife said it was a huge waist.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 8, 2024 14:55:55 GMT -5
So many people these days are too judgmental.
I can tell just by looking at them.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 10, 2024 10:01:26 GMT -5
Some ghosts tried to gang up on me but I saw right through them and got away.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 11, 2024 11:59:28 GMT -5
I'm sure even atheists make bargains with God when the toilet water threatens to overflow at a friend’s house.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 12, 2024 15:37:32 GMT -5
Even when I’m home alone, I still answer Jeopardy questions out loud.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Feb 13, 2024 12:59:26 GMT -5
I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work.
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