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Post by Fumbduckery on Jul 18, 2018 21:04:42 GMT -5
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Post by bravter on Jul 19, 2018 3:57:05 GMT -5
When 5G comes around he'll be good. Well good to post. We all are gonna die from cancer, thanks to all the new mini cell towers they're gonna put on every block.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Jul 21, 2018 17:04:16 GMT -5
It gets warm enough in July for some of the ice to start breaking apart up there and start floating down the rivers. By the start of August the ground freezes again and the snow starts coming within a couple of weeks.
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Post by peteorr on Aug 17, 2018 17:15:20 GMT -5
jah is not here again
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Post by Fumbduckery on Sept 1, 2018 11:52:42 GMT -5
He's been having a cornfield party.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Sept 9, 2018 20:45:58 GMT -5
jah is very enigmatic
he is probably on some vision quest or something
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Post by Fumbduckery on Sept 14, 2018 16:25:15 GMT -5
I think he’s busy playing cornhole with South.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Sept 18, 2018 23:54:32 GMT -5
He's been out riding his ATV.
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Post by jahgentle on Sept 19, 2018 8:05:50 GMT -5
you know what's a really stupid habit with the human race that needs to change? the shortening of names I mean it's already bad enough that generation after generation we keep recycling the same old handles but this shortening of names is just a real tragedy. It's a,humanitarian crisis as bad as any kid starving in any 3rd world country, well provided they don't have a shortened name too.
You go to school as a kid then work after that and it's all the same damn names..you get sick of it. It's such a lack of originality that you often have 2, 3, 4 people in a class or office with the same names.
John Jim Mike Greg Rick Joe Steve how long with these same handles? so stupid when it's a generational thing too with dad, son having the same name..just leads to stupid nicknames and 'Jr"
Bob....ffs Bob?? It's bad enough we have another Robert on our hands but to go and shorten it to Bob?? And parents, relatives, adults will start using the shortened name when the kid is a baby..the abuse starts that young. You know child birth is supposed to be so special, a miracle and all that bs then the mother holds the newborn in her arms and say's 'hey look it's little Bob!" yeah nice...might as well just paste a mustache on him right now and a John Deere hat.
Sue. wow...there is someone who never even wanted their kid in the first place when that's all they came up with it's baby Sue....in other words the condom broke, never wanted the little ahole to begin with.... so whatever just name her Sue! she can and will work in a diner someday
other names it's just impossible to imagine a baby or child with that name like Dennis...Herb ..Archie, really?? Archie? someone looks down in their new born eyes and are inspired with Archie?? hey Arch! good God have mercy on our souls
yeah it's bad enough we keep using the names but to shorten them is just demeaning and trivializes a person..they shorten and tinker with names Micheal is a very nice name...makes you think of the archangel too, all that but then jerk off's have to start with the Mike...Mickey, Mikey...yo Mikey baby the Mikester! sigh
it seems' like black people try to get around this trend but it doesn't really work either with names like DeShawn and Laquisha
or the overuse of religious names like Mohammed and Jesus and Krishna...now they just sort of killed the power of the original name now Jesus brings to mind your gardener instead of the Christ Mohammed is just the latest guy to mow down pedestrians
but that aside seriously we need to stop with the shortening of names Mike is Michael Jim is James Alex is Alexander Beth is Elizabeth you get the idea...
Jack...there is another classic. yeah let's just name our child after something we do with our dicks Dick of course being another ... Dickey...
sigh
it's abuse man, it's a humanitarian crisis...it's a form of slavery it's condemning an innocent baby to a life of misery by making it a JimBob on day one and it's got to stop
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Post by Fumbduckery on Sept 19, 2018 21:04:44 GMT -5
you know what's a really stupid habit with the human race that needs to change? the shortening of names I mean it's already bad enough that generation after generation we keep recycling the same old handles but this shortening of names is just a real tragedy. It's a,humanitarian crisis as bad as any kid starving in any 3rd world country, well provided they don't have a shortened name too. You go to school as a kid then work after that and it's all the same damn names..you get sick of it. It's such a lack of originality that you often have 2, 3, 4 people in a class or office with the same names. John Jim Mike Greg Rick Joe Steve how long with these same handles? so stupid when it's a generational thing too with dad, son having the same name..just leads to stupid nicknames and 'Jr" Bob....ffs Bob?? It's bad enough we have another Robert on our hands but to go and shorten it to Bob?? And parents, relatives, adults will start using the shortened name when the kid is a baby..the abuse starts that young. You know child birth is supposed to be so special, a miracle and all that bs then the mother holds the newborn in her arms and say's 'hey look it's little Bob!" yeah nice...might as well just paste a mustache on him right now and a John Deere hat. Sue. wow...there is someone who never even wanted their kid in the first place when that's all they came up with it's baby Sue....in other words the condom broke, never wanted the little ahole to begin with.... so whatever just name her Sue! she can and will work in a diner someday other names it's just impossible to imagine a baby or child with that name like Dennis...Herb ..Archie, really?? Archie? someone looks down in their new born eyes and are inspired with Archie?? hey Arch! good God have mercy on our souls yeah it's bad enough we keep using the names but to shorten them is just demeaning and trivializes a person..they shorten and tinker with names Micheal is a very nice name...makes you think of the archangel too, all that but then jerk off's have to start with the Mike...Mickey, Mikey...yo Mikey baby the Mikester! sigh it seems' like black people try to get around this trend but it doesn't really work either with names like DeShawn and Laquisha or the overuse of religious names like Mohammed and Jesus and Krishna...now they just sort of killed the power of the original name now Jesus brings to mind your gardener instead of the Christ Mohammed is just the latest guy to mow down pedestrians but that aside seriously we need to stop with the shortening of names Mike is Michael Jim is James Alex is Alexander Beth is Elizabeth you get the idea... Jack...there is another classic. yeah let's just name our child after something we do with our dicks Dick of course being another ... Dickey... sigh it's abuse man, it's a humanitarian crisis...it's a form of slavery it's condemning an innocent baby to a life of misery by making it a JimBob on day one and it's got to stop Ok, but this is the reason you haven't been posting???
Seriously, I actually agree. I've thought about a lot of that before.
Some names I've never understood parents naming their kids are "Harry," "Percy" or "Percival," "Oscar," "Orville," there's more.....
I have a cousin named "Dickie" and I swear I've laughed every time anybody has ever said his name.
Is it ok if I call you "Chuck" or "Cy" from now on?
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Post by Fumbduckery on Sept 20, 2018 10:23:09 GMT -5
Bob....ffs Bob?? It's bad enough we have another Robert on our hands but to go and shorten it to Bob?? This of course made me think of this gem:
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Post by jahgentle on Oct 4, 2018 3:16:28 GMT -5
"Ok, but this is the reason you haven't been posting???'
well it's very upsetting man
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Post by Fumbduckery on Oct 4, 2018 10:24:14 GMT -5
"Ok, but this is the reason you haven't been posting???' well it's very upsetting man Bob understands.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Dec 9, 2018 13:22:12 GMT -5
He’s out on the road with Darrell chasing Alabama on their 50 year anniversary tour.
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Post by jahgentle on Dec 10, 2018 0:02:30 GMT -5
He’s out on the road with Darrell chasing Alabama on their 50 year anniversary tour. Sure a fake facebook account without your real name. That's what I did years ago and it allowed me to add a few friends and relatives that I don't get to see all that often, so why not right? I saw an old school friend on there Derek..not Darrell, Derek. He really was one of the coolest guys in school. Went to public and high school with him so I had known him since I was 5 years old. One of those guys with a bit of an edge, tough as nails and always had your back. We used to skip school and go smoke some pot and hit the arcade ..just a mellow time. He once got really drunk when he was 15 and when the cops came to pick him up he knocked out 5 of them. No, seriously dude. The cops were laying all over the grass by the side of the arcade, their nightsticks strewn about all over the place. They finally called back up, got him in the back of the cop car and he kicked the window out and crawled out. Yes, that really happened...epic. They finally had to call his brother and mother to come down and subdue him which they did. After that he got sent away for about a year to juvenile. Crazy but with a heart of gold...you would have loved him. Stuff of legend. so I said, what's up man? who wouldn't right? Who wouldn't want to catch up with Derek..he was awesome, he was no Darrell and sure as hell didn't listen to Alabama. He was all Black Sabbath man..no 10 Wheeler Roll On goin on in Derek's world, no way man, no possible way. And it's great when you meet up with those old friends and they are still the same. same edge, same heart of gold and well still getting in fights and arrested the odd time. Good old Derek, made me smile, the memories. But what really came as a far out surprise was when he messaged me three days ago and said my sisters husband had murdered the mother of his children. He hadn't wanted to tell me all these years and felt bad doing so but just had to get it off his chest. And I am just like...facebook is awesome man, it rules! Yeah, yeah I know all about the privacy issues, data mining, Zuckerbergs face, banning of conservatives. But when you can go to bed one night saying, 'what's up man?' to an old friend and wake up the next morning to YOUR SISTERS HUSBAND MURDERED THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN well you know that's different. It's like waking up in a film noir or your favorite David Lynch flic ..a little of the old Blue Velvet feeling. Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!!! Murder most foul! And really that's another great thing about facebook or online chat in general..you can't see the persons face, it's not in real time so you have no idea if it's just a sick joke or not. You know you get to wait 12, 16, 18 hours plus for a response to your well thought out reply of, "wut?" It gives you all that spare time to go through the millions of scenarios he could be talking about. Was it a car accident? A black glove killing like an Argento giallo flic?(Your dad can explain that reference Uckery) or just more of a serial killer type incident. One can never be sure these days. But the cool thing was it turned out to be a more Blue Velvet type fed her drugs and used her type plot and my sister knew all about it. Curiouser and curiouser. I have to say it didn't exactly add up to reality IMO either as I do know my sister and her husband is, well he is sort of a goody goody. Like I don't think the guy would know where to score a gram of pot much less meth and Blue Velvety substances. Her husband is the family first, hard working Catholic, church on Sundays good boy. Admittedly anyone can live a double life but it just didn't add up. Oh and then he started writing all over my sisters facebook page about murder and not telling him and the great cover up. So I felt like I had to do something and explained to him....I really think you got the wrong guy man. That and they don't even live close to the same area. That didn't go over well at all. He went sideways on me and started ranting about being a big red dragon and a killing machine and a sort of whole Salvador Dali "I am the drugs" type rant for a few 100 words or so. He's pretty sure he's going to murder a lot of people or kill himself or both....you know meth it can make people a bit indecisive I guess when it comes to murder plans and whatnot. So that's where things stand as of now. Did my brother in law live a secret life in another town miles away stringing girls out on drugs? I'm like 99.9% sure no. Did Derek even have a wife that died or is it all a William S Burroughs inter zone he has entered? could be, could be can't rule anything out at this point other than what I have always known...meth, bad,facebook worse and the whole thing is 100% my fault and I take full responsibility for being so reckless and idiotic to ever say 'what's up?" to an old friend in the first place dammit I should have known better! I do know better! I was raised better than that! but on the upside I guess at least it wasn't Darrell so that's something
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