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Post by TomlinFoolery on Jun 8, 2021 18:59:47 GMT -5
BABIPed on that one.
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Post by TomlinFoolery on Jun 8, 2021 19:13:02 GMT -5
Impressive DP while avoiding the broken bat
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 8, 2021 19:22:17 GMT -5
Chip Caray went into his HR call as the ball is caught easily in LF
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Post by PABraveFan on Jun 8, 2021 19:26:07 GMT -5
Orioles 4 Mets 2 Bottom 3rd
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 8, 2021 19:28:02 GMT -5
Trying to help my son purchase a car, and I can tell you car salesman are so damn annoying.
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Post by dirt on Jun 8, 2021 19:30:38 GMT -5
44 pitches for Nola.
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Post by PABraveFan on Jun 8, 2021 19:31:23 GMT -5
Well, we're on pace for a 4.5 hour game. This game is moving at a snails pace. SMH
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Post by PABraveFan on Jun 8, 2021 19:35:13 GMT -5
Nice play by Riley!
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Post by dirt on Jun 8, 2021 19:36:55 GMT -5
I see Cowboy Joe at first, doesn't bode well for tomorrow nights game.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 8, 2021 19:37:20 GMT -5
Zoo Sex
-I think I know Bobby Lee. Many of the people below the Mason-Dixon Line are fine folks.
A small zoo in Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks of arriving at the zoo, the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian quickly determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no suitable male gorilla available in the state, nor in the southeast United States.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper was in a quandary, but then thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages at the zoo. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a potential proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", he said, "You can't never tell nobody about this!” The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want any offspring raised as Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'm gonna need about another week to come up with the $500.00.”
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 8, 2021 19:38:38 GMT -5
ACUNA !!!!! (18)
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Post by PABraveFan on Jun 8, 2021 19:38:55 GMT -5
Acuna bomb! 2-0.
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Post by TomlinFoolery on Jun 8, 2021 19:39:22 GMT -5
Acuña bomb!
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Post by braves247 on Jun 8, 2021 19:39:33 GMT -5
460 foot bomb
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Post by dirt on Jun 8, 2021 19:40:12 GMT -5
Jr, finally hit something....wtg son.
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