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Post by wncbravesfan on Oct 29, 2021 15:21:21 GMT -5
Police officer: Where were you between four and six? Me: Kindergarten.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 2, 2021 11:56:02 GMT -5
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 7, 2021 16:43:51 GMT -5
I am 100% behind mandatory vacations..
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 8, 2021 12:17:55 GMT -5
Only 5 more hours of daylight. How wonderful, said literally no one ever.
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Post by PABraveFan on Nov 8, 2021 20:11:37 GMT -5
“I am convinced that when a man sincerely searches for God with all his heart, God will reveal Himself in some way." Billy Graham Sometimes I just got get away from it all and praise HIM!
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 10, 2021 11:18:24 GMT -5
If I ever win $10,000,000 in the lottery, I'm going to donate a quarter of it to charity. I can live just fine on $9,999,999.75.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 14, 2021 20:51:54 GMT -5
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 15, 2021 9:57:03 GMT -5
All I'm saying is, you don't see many face tattoos on Jeopardy!
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 15, 2021 13:22:36 GMT -5
Looking at my 9th grade Annual from many, many years ago and my home room Teacher wrote: “Have a great summer and don’t forget 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on your car insurance with Geico.”
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 15, 2021 15:18:39 GMT -5
I recently started an additional career in lock picking, it’s really opened a lot of doors for me.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 15, 2021 20:34:31 GMT -5
Sometimes I wish I wasn't rich and handsome and delusional.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 19, 2021 14:09:39 GMT -5
NOT GUILTY !!!
Rittenhouse
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 23, 2021 12:58:37 GMT -5
I think Amazon is missing a big opportunity to get into the paint industry. They could make big bucks selling Amazon Primer.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 24, 2021 14:34:56 GMT -5
When you die what part of the body dies last? The pupils because they dilate.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Nov 26, 2021 20:42:38 GMT -5
With the rise in self-driving vehicles, eventually there will a Country and Western song about your truck leaving you too.
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