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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Apr 10, 2018 21:10:58 GMT -5
Life is too short to be overly serious, so if you can’t laugh at yourself then give me a call and I will be more than happy to laugh at you.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 11, 2018 8:44:48 GMT -5
Why does Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell insurance. Is there something dirty about insurance we should know about?
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 14, 2018 14:18:03 GMT -5
If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, they would be your fed ex.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 14, 2018 14:21:42 GMT -5
Takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do ..
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 15, 2018 10:46:25 GMT -5
To the lady at Sams with her son on a leash. I'm sorry that I asked if he was a rescue.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 15, 2018 18:25:56 GMT -5
Employee: I've got to have a salary increase. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 16, 2018 14:13:31 GMT -5
I saw a piece of chewing gum in the urinal today and thought, boy that must have been really painful.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 17, 2018 18:37:40 GMT -5
I love dieting. I'm actually on 4 diets: Chinese, American, Italian and Mexican.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Apr 17, 2018 20:10:16 GMT -5
If they say "don't try this at home", does it mean it's okay if I come over to your house and try it?
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 18, 2018 9:27:14 GMT -5
Statistically, 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 18, 2018 12:20:55 GMT -5
Diminished value claims - this may be important to you on your new car CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Summer Cline was rear-ended and pushed into the car in front of her. She says the repairs cost about $8,000. Once things settled down, she realized her SUV wasn't worth what it used to be. It hit her that, when she goes to sell it or trade it in, someone's going to find out it was in a wreck and she'll have to settle for less money. So, she filed what's called a diminished value claim -- to get that money now before she takes that financial hit later. Vehicle appraiser Billy Walkowiak says many people don't know about diminished value claims. Your insurance company may not volunteer it, but you're entitled to it in both Carolinas. "It's kind of the best kept secret in the insurance industry, Walkowiak said. "The wreck history will follow your car. And, if someone asks you if it's been in a wreck, you're going to be honest and tell them it has. And they're not going to pay the same amount. So, you need to be compensated for that loss." He got Cline $2,500 for diminished value. "Your car goes down in value when you're in an accident and you're never going to get that money back unless you fight for it," she said. Some points to remember: - You only have three years (from the date of the wreck) to file a diminished value claim. - It has to be someone else's fault. So, deer and utility poles don't count. - You have to go through the other driver's insurance, not your own. So how do you go about filing a claim? Get your vehicle repaired. You have to do this to compare the pre-accident value to the current value. Research the pre-accident value. You can do this at websites like Kelley Blue Book. You’ll want to look up the same make, model, mileage, condition, and geographic area as your vehicle. Take it to a professional appraiser or used car dealer to get the current value, and then file a claim with the other driver’s insurance company. Experts say some insurance companies will try to resist paying, so be persistent. You may have to threaten them with an attorney or take them to small claims court to get your money. www.wsoctv.com/news/action-9/action-9-accident-victims-could-be-missing-out-on-thousands-of-extra-dollars/733572472?ecmp=wsoctv_social_facebook_2014_sfp
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 18, 2018 18:56:17 GMT -5
I snuck popcorn into the movie theater but they won’t let me use their microwave.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 19, 2018 18:51:07 GMT -5
Just blew the sugar off my donut… Dieting is hard!
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 19, 2018 22:02:25 GMT -5
Why do we offer "a word to the wise" when it's the stupid ones that need the advice?
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Post by wncbravesfan on Apr 20, 2018 13:24:25 GMT -5
If you call me from a private number, I'll respect your privacy and not answer.
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