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Post by wncbravesfan on May 24, 2024 13:12:22 GMT -5
At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 24, 2024 17:12:40 GMT -5
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 28, 2024 7:11:10 GMT -5
Please pray for my wife. Nothing is wrong with her. She's just married to me, and I am a lot.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 28, 2024 7:13:52 GMT -5
Why is there a show called “When animals attack”? It should be called “When stupid people go near dangerous animals.”
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 28, 2024 7:15:39 GMT -5
Driving with your gas tank door open is the equivalent to having your zipper down.
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 28, 2024 7:17:05 GMT -5
Two of the greatest mysteries of the universe: 1) Why are we here? 2) How come Chinese restaurants don`t serve breakfast?
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Post by wncbravesfan on May 30, 2024 18:49:21 GMT -5
I was watching a TV show on the top ten ways to avoid a shark attack. I was shocked to hear that "stay out of the water" wasn't number one.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 1, 2024 12:46:12 GMT -5
Don't tick off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 1, 2024 12:51:07 GMT -5
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. Now I’m in the hospital, waiting to be seen.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Jun 2, 2024 12:26:54 GMT -5
Don't tick off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent. Yeah... this is like a 15 year or so sentence for me. |
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 3, 2024 11:26:44 GMT -5
I'm awkward when people compliment me. “Nice hair” ,“Thanks, I grew it myself”.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 4, 2024 9:54:28 GMT -5
Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Jun 4, 2024 11:12:54 GMT -5
Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite. What about Them Crooked Vultures? If not a handicap, it certainly seems it may be a hindrance. |
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 9, 2024 14:43:10 GMT -5
Two of the greatest mysteries of the universe: 1) Why are we here? 2) How come Chinese restaurants don't serve breakfast?
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Post by wncbravesfan on Jun 10, 2024 21:10:04 GMT -5
The alarm clock has the best job in the world. It wakes up, sends everyone to work, and goes back to sleep.
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