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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 8, 2024 21:07:46 GMT -5
Anybody needing gas?! You better get over here quick, before they realize that the pump is messed up. Only $1.00 a gallon!! I filled up my car for $8.00! It’s pump number 2 at the gas station on the corner of … See More
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 10, 2024 9:17:37 GMT -5
I was going to give archery a shot.
But there were too many drawbacks.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 14, 2024 15:50:50 GMT -5
Customer service in 2024: "I don't know the answer and neither does anybody else. I suggest that you call back another time. Now before I let you go, is there anything else I can help you with?"
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 18, 2024 18:07:02 GMT -5
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.
I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 19, 2024 13:16:22 GMT -5
Yesterday I purchased a world map, gave my wife a dart and said to her "throw this and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for a holiday.”
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 19, 2024 13:23:39 GMT -5
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!”
I was taken aback....what a weird way to start a conversation.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 23, 2024 9:33:11 GMT -5
3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad.
It's 5050.
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 23, 2024 17:58:48 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS:
State Farm won’t renew 72,000 home and apartment policies in California because of inflation, regulatory costs and increasing risks from catastrophes.
“This decision was not made lightly and only after careful analysis of State Farm General’s financial health, which continues to be impacted by inflation, catastrophe exposure, reinsurance costs, and the limitations of working within decades-old insurance regulations,” the company said in a statement.
LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE ??
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 24, 2024 13:01:01 GMT -5
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.
But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Mar 24, 2024 20:14:54 GMT -5
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays. But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot. May I have a word with you, Sir.. |
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Post by wncbravesfan on Mar 27, 2024 8:35:40 GMT -5
President Thomas Jefferson once said, never believe anything you read on the internet.
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Post by PABraveFan on Mar 27, 2024 19:34:42 GMT -5
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Post by PABraveFan on Mar 27, 2024 19:35:34 GMT -5
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Post by PABraveFan on Mar 27, 2024 19:36:12 GMT -5
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Post by PABraveFan on Mar 27, 2024 19:37:15 GMT -5
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