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Post by jahgentle on Mar 16, 2018 22:26:44 GMT -5
Here's a topic perfect for this tread. I noticed when I left home today a fly was in my car. I drove about twenty minutes, and the bitch starting buzzing around my face and pissing me off. I stopped at a place way out in the middle of nowhere, no houses within miles, and chased the fugger out of my car. After I started driving again, I wondered if flies typically live out in the middle of nowhere, or do they tend to hang around houses where they can mooch some food parcels? Did he have a "home" somewhere at my house? With a family? How much did it change his life now that he's starting over in some strange unfamiliar place? Will his kids starve now that he's gone? Where will he stay tonight? Will he die sooner now? LOL That could have used a tread of it's own. Classic Uck.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Mar 16, 2018 22:28:29 GMT -5
Here's a topic perfect for this tread. I noticed when I left home today a fly was in my car. I drove about twenty minutes, and the bitch starting buzzing around my face and pissing me off. I stopped at a place way out in the middle of nowhere, no houses within miles, and chased the fugger out of my car. After I started driving again, I wondered if flies typically live out in the middle of nowhere, or do they tend to hang around houses where they can mooch some food parcels? Did he have a "home" somewhere at my house? With a family? How much did it change his life now that he's starting over in some strange unfamiliar place? Will his kids starve now that he's gone? Where will he stay tonight? Will he die sooner now? LOL That could have used a tread of it's own. Classic Uck. And I'm not even a stoner.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Mar 16, 2018 22:36:59 GMT -5
He’ll be dead within 3 days. It doesn’t matter.
Life span of a month... nothing matters.
Although it reminds me of a joke...
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”
The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”
And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.”
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Post by jahgentle on Mar 16, 2018 22:39:56 GMT -5
He’ll be dead within 3 days. It doesn’t matter. Life span of a month... nothing matters. Although it reminds me of a joke... A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?” The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?” And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.” Is that Kafka?
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Mar 16, 2018 22:46:00 GMT -5
Better...
Norm McDonald
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Post by Fumbduckery on Mar 16, 2018 23:09:09 GMT -5
He’ll be dead within 3 days. It doesn’t matter. Life span of a month... nothing matters. Whoa whoa whoa there......you heartless ruthless conservative no caring bastage! With a life span of a month, it matters even more! Every moment is even more precious to that poor feller! And I've made the last few moments of his life a living hell! Oh dear Lord, what have I done?!?!? I won't be able to sleep tonight.
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Post by jahgentle on Mar 16, 2018 23:10:56 GMT -5
He’ll be dead within 3 days. It doesn’t matter. Life span of a month... nothing matters. Whoa whoa whoa there......you heartless ruthless conservative no caring bastage! With a life span of a month, it matters even more! Every moment is even more precious to that poor feller! And I've made the last few moments of his life a living hell! Oh dear Lord, what have I done?!?!? I won't be able to sleep tonight. You are starting to sound like the Zen Buddhist's I know.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Mar 16, 2018 23:11:13 GMT -5
Didn't you recently post the video of that at the sewage forum? And then I followed it up with this:
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Post by jahgentle on Mar 16, 2018 23:39:51 GMT -5
I can't stop watching that for some reason.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Mar 17, 2018 7:20:53 GMT -5
He’ll be dead within 3 days. It doesn’t matter. Life span of a month... nothing matters. Whoa whoa whoa there......you heartless ruthless conservative no caring bastage! With a life span of a month, it matters even more! Every moment is even more precious to that poor feller! And I've made the last few moments of his life a living hell! Oh dear Lord, what have I done?!?!? I won't be able to sleep tonight. Nah you were worried about his family having to go on without him. I’m just saying they would probably have been going on w/o him in a day or two anyway.
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Post by Hart's Middle Finger on Mar 17, 2018 7:22:29 GMT -5
Didn't you recently post the video of that at the sewage forum? And then I followed it up with this: Probably but that video is so odd I had blocked out all memory of it and the 5 previous and following posts surrounding it.
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Post by Fumbduckery on Mar 17, 2018 12:34:08 GMT -5
I can't stop watching that for some reason. This guy is freaking hilarious. And not PC at all, lol.....
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Post by jahgentle on Mar 17, 2018 22:08:44 GMT -5
I can't stop watching that for some reason. This guy is freaking hilarious. And not PC at all, lol..... LOLOLOL who is this guy??
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Post by Fumbduckery on Mar 17, 2018 22:45:40 GMT -5
This guy is freaking hilarious. And not PC at all, lol..... LOLOLOL who is this guy?? A complete lunatic? Check out how many views and likes his videos have.
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Post by jahgentle on Mar 18, 2018 2:37:08 GMT -5
If we wanted to know every detail of Stormy Daniels life we could have just asked Uckery.
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